Fragments of an unpublished dialog, purported to have been written by Plato, were recently unearthed in Athens, and include numerous mention of the ancient Greek philosopher, Acidophilus.
Though there is some controversy, among scholars in the field at least — that is, the “field” of Philosophy, as well as the actual field in which the scrolls were found — many of whom claim that these scrolls are not drafts and notes from the papyrus-pad of Plato — samples of which contained significant trace-elements of the ancient hallucinogen, daeolus — but that of Acidophilus himself.
Here’s one of the fragments printed in the article I happened to come across while researching investment opportunities in Auction Houses, specifically of Antiques, as well as major Museum and Library endowments.
Hey, it was a coincidence. One of those sperm-of-the-moment things. Like, really. I’m not kidding, man. Honest.
The fragment below appears to have been part of a longer dialog:
Socrates: An unexamined life is not worth living.
Acidophilus: Quite true, my dear Socrates, my pudgy pedophile, my gregarious cherub, but to examine one’s life in sufficient detail would require at least one other life-time devoted exclusively to this absurd and tedious undertaking. Don’t have time for that shit. Gotta pay the bills, man. Gotta cover that monthly nut. Like, you know?