Beachfront Property Available

by John Jiambalvo / February 9th, 2025

Beautiful beachfront lots available.
Your view will be spectacular.
Live the luxury you deserve.
You won’t have to deal with previous owners.
They’re elsewhere shall we say, here or there or both.
This opportunity won’t come again.
The twisted steel nearby will delight
When it’s turned into a sculpture garden.
Your property has a certificate
Attesting to its authenticity.
Enjoy beautiful Mediterranean nights,
Twinkling stars and warships in the distance.
Explosives experts are always on call
As are cadaver dogs and exorcists.

John Jiambalvo is the author of two collections of poetry, Shadows Walking Among Questions and Americana Collection, as well as a satiric novel, Smirk. Read other articles by John.

This article was posted on Sunday, February 9th, 2025 at 8:00am and is filed under Poetry.