“Knock, knock.”
“Who’s there?”
“Strike force ambassadors.
We come from the government
to proselytize on behalf of Big Pharma
about the modern scientific miracle
of mRNA spike protein technology
that you can have administered right now
with a shot sent straight into your bloodstream
for free!”
“Well, gee, that sounds slightly creepy.”
“Oh, no, no, no,
not at all.
We come in peace…
for now.”
“Not to mention entirely intrusive.”
“Again, dear friend,
you’re obviously misinformed and mistaken.
We have only your best interests at heart;
we are comrades after all, right?”
“Sorry, you’ll have to excuse me,
I need to return to my research.
I was just about to check the latest VAERS numbers
and see if the death total has hit 10,000 yet.”
“Ah, we understand, yes, of course,
we’ll just make a little note of that fact
right here on our list.”