Not a Laughing Matter

“Knock, knock.”

“Who’s there?”

“Strike force ambassadors.
We come from the government
to proselytize on behalf of Big Pharma
about the modern scientific miracle
of mRNA spike protein technology
that you can have administered right now
with a shot sent straight into your bloodstream
for free!”

“Well, gee, that sounds slightly creepy.”

“Oh, no, no, no,
not at all.
We come in peace…
for now.”

“Not to mention entirely intrusive.”

“Again, dear friend,
you’re obviously misinformed and mistaken.
We have only your best interests at heart;
we are comrades after all, right?”

“Sorry, you’ll have to excuse me,
I need to return to my research.
I was just about to check the latest VAERS numbers
and see if the death total has hit 10,000 yet.”

“Ah, we understand, yes, of course,
we’ll just make a little note of that fact
right here on our list.”

Scott Thomas Outlar is a lover of truth and enjoys researching philosophy, psychology, politics, spirituality, and any other facet of consciousness in the pursuit of reaching a higher state of vibration. He also enjoys writing rants, poems, essays, short stories, and prose-fusion screeds covering such subjects. Scott Thomas can be reached at You can also watch and/or subscribe to his YouTube Channel Read other articles by Scott Thomas, or visit Scott Thomas's website.