High fructose fed
fat, running on treadmills, running
on credit, running behind
glass walled fitness facilities,
we are
four wheel drive SUV’s
driving on eight paved lanes,
eating fake nacho flavored
Doritos in the back seat
playing video games,
we are
five percent of the world
consuming twenty-five percent
of fossil fuels, consuming,
number one, best, first
in garbage production,
we are
mother of all bombs.
Look out, we have more,
more deployed nuclear warheads,
more than you, more than anyone.
How great we are.