Dearly Bewildered,
We are gathered here today
to Make America Great Again.
MAGA?
MAGA!
Let’s pray to MAKE AMERICA…
GASP
GRASP
GIVE UP…GIVE IN…
GRIEVE
GAG
GENUFLECT…and
GLAZE ALL OVER AGAIN
With your help, we can MAKE IT…
GROAN
GAMBLE
GRUNT
GRIMACE…and
GROWL AGAIN
Yes, you can MAKE AMERICA…
GREEDY
GROTESQUE
GRAVID
GULLIBLE
GARRULOUS
GRAFT-RIDDEN
GARBAGE-FILLED
GUN-TOTING
GRUMPY…and
GRACELESS AGAIN
And while you are at it, you can also MAKE AMERICA
GLUTEAL MAXIMUS
GODAWFUL
GRIMY
GLUM
GRANDIOSE and…
GASEOUS…as well as
GAIN WEIGHT
GROW LISTLESS and
GLUTTONOUS and
GRUESOME AGAIN
Stop to think of it, let’s finally MAKE AMERICA…
GROPE
GROVEL
GRAB SOME GROIN and…
GOOSE-STEP
AGAIN…and
AGAIN…and
AGAIN.
AMEN!
