Get off your duff. Real Americans
Work till they drop. You, I’m looking at you,
Freeloaders, scum, your government is talking.
Prove that you matter. Do something that earns
A buck or two and makes Uncle Sam smile.
Don’t give me, I got PTSD
While serving my country or from abuse
While I was growing up, or something happened.
I’m sickly or have to care for Mom or Dad.
If you’re able-bodied, none of that counts.
Your government knows best and will decide.
Arbeit macht frei, and don’t ever forget it.
Be useful. Sell quack medicines on the internet.
Start a crypto fund. Run for office, lie
Till the cows come home. Start an online course
Dedicated to thinking very dark thoughts
About everyone of the wrong race or religion.
Make things up. Be part of the post-truth world.
Promote hatred and contempt in all its forms.
That’s where the money is. Demean the good.
Be like us, real Americans. Hate
And grow rich. Prove that you matter.