Secure borders make safe a frightened land.
Deport them all, whomever we don’t like,
And their kids, deport them too, citizens
Born from unsanctioned wombs, bearing the genes
Of rapists, murderers and insane dreams
Of a better life where morals have some sway.
The kids especially have got to go.
So first we remove funds for their defense.
Then we deport their parents fast as we can.
But the kids are citizens. They get more,
A hearing, maybe a plush doll or other toy.
Someone points them to the screen where justice lives.
And that’s the end. They’ll go where they are sent.
Non-citizen kids, toddlers, infants, brats,
They’re sent away with no means to get back.
If they’re sick, no meds, no doctors need to know.
God, not us, will have mercy on their souls.
Wave good-bye to the land that doesn’t care.
You other kids smile, it’s your lucky day.
We’ve stopped lunches served at school, but you can pray
That America thrives on your empty guts.
You’ll be taught to love your country and wave flags.
You’ll be taught that freedom means you must obey.
Civic value number one: money rules!
You’ll be free from any aspiration,
Free to work in the same plant that killed
Your dad and grandpa and your uncle Bill.
Kids, can you say, good enough is great for me?
To honor your abjection we’ll make a stamp
Showing Bert and Ernie in a labor camp.
Our greatness will gift the world a timeless treasure.
In a light blue suit and drooping phallic tie
Our leader will replace the clocks in every square
And emerge from his little White House on the hour
To announce the time and his magnificence.
Coo coo, he’ll say, I’m nuts. Coo coo, I’m nuts.
