I hate to see the gilding ruined by smoke
But it’s cold in here since they turned off the heat.
What’s left to feed the flames? Who’s got some gas?
The rule of law’s combustible, isn’t it?
Throw in the Constitution if you can.
I’m sorry we had to use Project 2025
To warm the place, but it served the fire well.
No, spare my golf clubs for a kinder fate.
I can sell them on the internet for cash.
Who’s got a phone that still works for overseas?
Let’s call Xi again. Hey buddy, what’s up?
Have I got a deal for you, our very best.
If you stop selling our bonds like they’re junk,
Yeah, I know they are, but just for old time’s sake,
If you’ll do that, I’ll take off all the tariffs
And put lots of crypto into your account.
It’s going to be big again, trust me.
Have I ever lied to you. Damn, the phone went dead.
I’m going out. I need to breathe fresh air.
The smoke’s getting in my eyes. Hey George,
Are we making money with the used car lot?
I always thought no one would miss the grass.
On the other side, we’ll cut down some trees
And put in a course for miniature golf.
People love that. Maybe pony rides for the kids.
Well, off to the kiosk. Yo, are sales up?
Those flags with my face instead of stars, a sure win.
