People Who Feed Seagulls [The ‘Skank-Nasty’ Poem]

~ a conversation with the only man I’ve never seen upset ~

“But, she Promised to Close-Down
her ‘OnlyFans Page’
if you’d be her boyfriend…
she’s stunning, and you said No?”
“Promiscuous people are ‘Just’
for ‘Fucking’… not ‘Courting’
… save your ‘Heart’ and [Real]
‘Money’ for the… Decent Ones.
I like Confident and Beautiful
Women… Emotionally Mature…
with ‘Admirers’ not… ‘Options’.
Nothing turns-me-off quicker…
than ‘Childish Little Games’
… and, I stopped leaping into bed
with [Selfish] ‘Playas’ [Yuck!]…
when I Elevated ‘Spiritually’
… and, started to catch a whiff
of the stench coming off their Souls.”

Paul Tristram is a widely published Welsh writer who deals in the Lowlife, Outsider, and Outlaw genres.  He wrote his first poem as a teenager following his release from the (Infamous) Borstal ‘HMP Portland’, and he has been creating Literary Terrorism ever since.  His novel ‘Crazy Like Emotion’ published by Close To The Bone Publishing is available to purchase right here Read other articles by Paul, or visit Paul's website.