Who bombed the Georgia Guidestones?
Well, I suppose that’s almost
as pertinent a question to ask as:
Who built
the creepy occult monument
promulgating eugenics-based
population control
and world government to begin with?
The silly script reads like a declaration
that some alien lizard race might make
immediately after plopping down on earth
and revealing their giddy (if not rather ambitious) agenda.
Firstly, we shall cull
95% of the human population
as a blood sacrament to nature.
But not to worry, primitive monkeys,
because then we’ll get fast to work
on setting up an international court
and a new language of Babel
so that those precious few of you
who we choose to remain alive
can flourish in everlasting peace and harmony.
It’s like the ghost of Hitler
materialized and began chiseling
wicked gibberish into rock
to shove in our faces
as a revelation of the method
by which true intentions
are hidden in plain sight.
Modern-day Stonehenge,
my ass.
