The New Pledge of Allegiance: A First Draft

Time to update the pledge of allegiance.
Cesar Vargas. January 22, 2019, The Hill

I pledge allegiance to
the flag of the United
States of America
and the Republic for
which it stands, forever
dedicated to ensure that
those who have much
receive more and those
who have little get less,
divisible under Greed and
the holy spirit of Wall Street.

George Salamon recalls that an appropriate national anthem was already proposed long ago by Ambrose Bierce, starting "My country 'tis of thee/sweet land of felony." Big Oil, Big Pharma et al will be in the chorus for the premier performance, supported by the Congressionall Singers. Read other articles by George.