Liberty’s fun! and America is
officially uncancelled! (but gathered
in dark times). The Rebel Alliance
tirelessly battling masks
and (Bernie-mittens) woolly-woven
snowflakes—hard-(left) men
named Karen! french-kissing
the guy next to them!
and Bernie’s mittens…
So too, the media! Woven—
hard-left. Radicals like Vader!
dangerously (not your father—
let’s be clear) but ominously
SOCIALIST! That guy and the Emperor too
busy abolishing police and killing
“Amazing Grace,” like thigh-hormones
infecting you slowly—but murder is funny!
Also Bernie’s mittens!
Poor L.A. skater-kid, man…(God forbid)
children have fun with leftists
and their church-closings!
They want a GOP civil war
but we won’t give it to them!
Instead, we’ll FIGHT!—
(come on guys, lighten up).
Bernie’s mittens?!?
And BORGS too!!!
(Did I just mix metaphors?)
Also Pink Martians—masked!
(how much virtue can the Outer Rim really signal)?
The Democrats are from Baghdad!
(I’m pretty sure) but liberty’s fun!
So don’t waste a good crisis!
God Bless CANCUN!
AMENDEMENT #2! and other
Golden Idols—(Donald J. Trump)
ain’t going anywhere!
(Not with the calloused
steel workers anyway.) No!
Trump is here to stay!!!
Thank you very much Orlando!
I hope you liked this set!
My name is Ted Cruz—
forever and a thousand years!
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Let’s hear it for Imperial Invasions
little baby Ewoks and the Starship Enterprise!
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