Can a Mom and Pop
store be too big to fail?
Could a mafia don be
businessman of the year?
Can a hitman plead,
“Just doin’ my job?”
Can war criminals
be Heroes?
Could a confederate
fighter be noble?
Was Goebbels a
Journalist?
Should priests supervise
children’s sleepovers?
Is Boss Tweet to be
trusted with treasure?
Would a Socialist
celebrate empire?
Didn’t the Drone Ranger
win a peace prize?