To placate our Chief-of-State
and his second-rate ego-inflate
a new mandate now dictates
language we must alternate
before we write or conversate
His Twitter click bait nauseates
Oh how we fixate and cogitate
irate over statues confederate
Please don’t repeal the regulate
sedate our streaming data rate
We will continue to congregate
from Beaver State to Sunshine State
to demonstrate and agitate
activate to stop the hate
liberate this modern slave-state
With our mates we commiserate
We hope and wait and calculate
for new Head-of-State and running mate
to make America truly great
or else we might all emigrate