The Price Is Right

If I had to construct
the perfect Beast
to represent
everything I find offensive,
loathsome, corrupt, crooked,
decadent, disgusting,
despicable, atrocious, foul,
ugly, rotten, slimy,
wicked, deceitful,
and downright deplorable
about the criminally operated,
mafia controlled,
bloated, bureaucratic,
hierarchical, elitist,
federally orchestrated
system of American government,
I’d just call up
the head of the DNC
and ask if they
could send over Hillary
to model for the day.
Hell, I know
for a fact
she’d jump at the offer
so long as
Beijing or Saudi Arabia
was footing the bill
and it was promised
that all records
of our meeting
would be promptly deleted
in the wake.

Scott Thomas Outlar is a lover of truth and enjoys researching philosophy, psychology, politics, spirituality, and any other facet of consciousness in the pursuit of reaching a higher state of vibration. He also enjoys writing rants, poems, essays, short stories, and prose-fusion screeds covering such subjects. Scott Thomas can be reached at You can also watch and/or subscribe to his YouTube Channel Read other articles by Scott Thomas, or visit Scott Thomas's website.