Adjusting to Citizens United

Yo, Ebeneezer!
What say we trim that beard and
those bushy-sprouting eyebrows.

Shave the beard. Get a face!
Cut loose those goofy galluses
and wear a belt.

Suit up, Dude. Take stock.
Remember: you’re a corporation,
not just a man.

Jon Swan is the author of three collections of poems. New and selected poems can be found on his website. Jon and his wife, Marianne, live in Yarmouth, Maine. Read other articles by Jon, or visit Jon's website.