Letter to General Casey

139 Elm Park Mansions.
Charlotte, NC 28269
June 25th, 2010

General George W. Casey Jr.
Chief of Staff of the Army
1400 Defense Pentagon
Washington DC 20301-1400

Dear General Casey,

Sir, I write to alert you to a scandalous act of treachery, during time of war, by the portly cinematographer Michael Moore. On his website yesterday he posted an open letter to President Obama on the subject of General Stanley McCrystal. He said:

“Let me be blunt: We love our kids in the armed services, but we f*#&in’ hate these generals, from Westmoreland in Vietnam to, yes, even Colin Powell for lying to the UN with his made-up drawings of WMD…”

(http://www.michaelmoore.com/words/mikes-letter/open-letter-president-obama-michael-moore)

Please find enclosed $20, which I hope you will use towards the prosecution of this unpatriotic scoundrel.

Moore’s gripe appears to be that our military leaders often appear to be mendacious dissemblers.

But what would happen to morale if general officers blurted out that Iraq is the worst hell disaster in US history or Afghanistan an endless, pointless, mind-numbingly futile meat grinder?

Yours Sincerely

Andy Bain

PS. The Rolling Stone article, which led to General McCrystals defenestration, is a national disgrace too. How can we defeat illiterate peasants in the third world when unwashed hippies in this country are allowed to pen, “The general’s staff is a handpicked collection of killers, spies, geniuses, patriots, political operators and outright maniacs?”

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DEPARTMENT OF THE ARMY
OFFICE OF THE CHIEF OF STAFF
200 ARMY PENTAGON
WASHINGTON DC 20310-0200

JUL 21 2010

REPLY TO
ATTENTION OF
OFFICE OF THE CHIEF OF STAFF

Mr. Andy Bain
139 Elm Park Mansions.
Charlotte, NC 28269

Dear Mr. Bain,

Thank you for your 25 June 2010 letter and your support of our military. In accordance with statute and Army regulations, the Army cannot accept the gift of money for the purpose mentioned in your letter. Therefore, I am returning your generous contribution.

Thanks again for your concern and support for our brave young men and women in uniform.

Sincerely

Signed: Letisha L. Robinson

Letisha L. Robinson
Sergeant First Class
Noncomissioned Officer in Charge

Andy Bain is the author of the humorous book One of Us is F@#*in' Crazy - Letters to Great Americans. It can be downloaded free from smashwords.com. Read other articles by Andy.