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The
Gropenator Knows Government
Like
Rush Knows Football
by
Harvey Wasserman
October
6, 2003
Arnold
Schwarzenegger is an authoritarian serial sex fiend and Rush Limbaugh is a
drug-addicted racist, and neither one of them is fit to govern.
And
for these two role models of the American right, what goes around, comes
around.
For
California voters, there should be only one overriding question about someone's
candidacy for governor: how would she
or he handle the job?
But
with Arnold, it's not so simple.
For
starters, there's no indication he knows anything about running a government. His one memorable advocacy position has been
for the termination of the state's Environmental Protection Agency. He originally said it duplicated the fine
job being done by George W. Bush's national EPA. But he's since backed off.
Otherwise,
Arnold's sworn his love for de-regulating the industries that fund the
Republican Party. That brave stance is underscored by his Chief Advisor, Pete
Wilson. As governor in 1996, Wilson
signed the infamous AB1890 utility deregulation bill that destabilized the
state to the tune of $100 billion.
If
that was all, Californians might have a straightforward choice on how the state
should be governed.
But
Arnold is a stalking horse for the national Republican junta. His Team Bush mandate is to further de-stabilize
California and grab the voting apparatus, in preparation for the 2004 election,
in which the Republicans hope to take final control of the American
government. As Jeb Bush delivered
Florida in 2000, Arnold's marching orders will be to rig the new voting
machines and strip the voter roles of suspected Democrats.
Then
there's the apparently endless
stream of women
groped and otherwise by this macho weight lifter. His party just impeached a president of the United States for
lying about consensual sex. What will
these same Republicans say about Arnold?
Is California ready for endless, excruciating saturation coverage of
Arnold's sordid sex life?
Schwarzenegger
has attacked a virtual entire army of un-consenting women deeply offended by
his behavior. Now that they have found
each other, how long before the lawsuits start pouring in? Were they all of legal age? Will there be
criminal proceedings?
Arnold
has coyly
apologized. He also denies
having been a fan of Hitler, or that his Nazi upbringing and
notorious authoritarianism will affect how he governs. But will the state have a government?
For
that, Californians might look to Rush Limbaugh. Limbaugh's entire career has been built on racism and woman
hating, which he coyly denies amidst his loving commentaries lauding the Ku
Klux Klan and Republican right.
A
wanna-be sports fan, Limbaugh was hired as a football commentator for ESPN, to
which he brought a large right-wing audience.
But his raps were distinguished only by embarrassing misstatements of
fact. And then, inevitably, he polluted
the game by claiming the great Philadelphia Eagle quarterback Donovan McNabb
was being favored by the media because he is black.
In
pure football terms, Limbaugh's comment was beyond stupid. McNabb is a superb ball player, voted
consistently to the Pro Bowl by his fellow football players, not the media. A
widely loved team leader who can both run and pass, McNabb is a soft-spoken
model citizen.
Hey
Rush! The NFL is now filled with superb
quarterbacks who happen to be black, and who get no special treatment---negative
or positive---from the media. To name
just a few: Steve McNair, Michael Vick
and Kordell Stewart, all of whom can both run and pass. Long long ago a black quarterback threw five
touchdowns to beat a white quarterback in the Super Bowl. Was that also media favoritism? Or were you at a Klan clambake?
Limbaugh
quit to "spare" his colleagues from further embarrassment. Now he's being investigated for possibly
illegal drug purchases. Apparently he's
been popping pain-killers like weight-lifters do steroids.
Hey
Rush! What else you got hidden?
And…hey…Arnold! That Nazi stuff! Those women! What's
next? Will you, like Rush, quit early
to spare the people of California from endless distraction?
Or
will it be All Arnold, All the Time?
Harvey Wasserman is senior
editor of The Free Press (www.freepress.org)
and author of The Last Energy War (Seven Stories Press). He helped start
the No Nukes movement against atomic power. His newest book is Superpower of
Peace v Bush Et. Al., co-authored with Bob Fitrakis (Free Press, 2003).
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