Locusts, Thin Mints and Pamela Anderson
Descend on Afghanistan
Juxtapositions can create discomfort, can jolt, can reveal. Here, the pre-modern real [basic food - vanishing wheat in Afghanistan] confronts the post-modern [images - an America of Thin Mints and Pamela Anderson]. The two are linked through the U.S. bombing campaign upon Afghanistan.
By Marc W. Herold
June
18, 2002
The Real
Plagues of biblical, though revealing,
proportions have descended upon an already war-torn and weary Afghanistan,
weary of Tomahawk cruise missiles, laser-'guided' bombs, dumb bombs,
ready-to-eat meals, BLU-97 cluster bombs, etc.. This year augurs to be worse
than last year, which was the worst in two decades. The U.S. bombing campaign
which displaced hundreds of thousands and 
the
three-year drought in northern Afghanistan have exacerbated the country's
perennial locust problem, as the dry weather in northern provinces forced the
locusts to migrate southward in search of food. (1)
By June 2001, the locusts were eating
their way through Baghlan Province. Farmer Wali Jan watched in despair as the
swarms descended upon his 15 acres of wheat near Pol-e-Khomri. Wali was forced
to beg in the local market to feed his 16 family members. The World Food
Program along with national and international NGOs waged a courageous effort to
collect by hand and destroy the grasshoppers by burying them in trenches. Only
40% of the locusts in Baghlan had been destroyed, leaving billions of eggs to
hatch in 2002 - locusts lay pods each containing about 50 eggs and about 450
pods were laid per acre. Swarms can get so dense that roads look black,
reported the BBC. (2) By April 2002, Richards China,
the FAO representative in Afghanistan, described the swarm of hundreds of
millions of locusts now eating their way across northern Afghanistan,
threatening 70% of crop output and millions of livelihoods,
"It's a problem of almost
biblical proportions...we estimate that it's the worst infestation in thirty
years." (3)
As locusts descended upon the
impoverished farmers of Afghanistan, one of the world's most famous 'tough
guys' and archetype of secular extremism, (4) Bruce Willis spent $
36,000 to buy 12,000 boxes of Girl Scout Cookies for shipment to U.S. troops
serving in or near Afghanistan. (5) According to Willis' publicist, he was
inspired by his children, who "wanted to create an opportunity to bring a
'taste of home' to the military troops overseas, as a way to say thank you and
show their support and appreciation for their heroic efforts in protecting our
freedom." On May 8, a Defense Department spokesman said the cookies were
en route to Air Force personnel and the Navy ships U.S.S. Wasp and U.S.S. John
F. Kennedy in the Indian Ocean.
Bruce Willis, who represents the United
States as the policeman of the world [as in the movie, The Siege],
must have felt a gush of patriotic pride as the 'Thin Mints' went on their way.
The Not-so Real
Other icons of the Hollywood U.S. film
and entertainment media had taken steps earlier. Last October-November, the
troops received a dose of 'Pam tonic' before the Afghan winter set in. On
October 29, the crew of the U.S.S. Stennis aircraft carrier was visited by one
of other-than-biblical, 'revealing proportions'. To the apparently great
excitement of these men about to leave for war in Afghanistan, Pamela Anderson
arrived on board to entertain them and autograph her very own posters.
A poster of this most popular Playboy model of all
time and star of the Baywatch soap opera, Pamela Anderson, appropriately clad
only in the U.S. flag, was sent to rally the troops talking on the dastardly
Taliban and their Ministry for the Promotion of Virtue and Prevention of
Vice.(6) Even more revealing of American culture and priorities, Hugh Hefner,
founder of Playboy, launched his very own Operation Playmate. The
effort enables American soldiers in Afghanistan -- close to Internet access
points like on the Bagram air base -- to communicate with Playboy
girls online. A soldier [or officer] sends an e-mail to a Playmate and in
return gets her signed 'intimate' photograph with a message written on it. (7)
Hugh Hefner, who launched Pamela Anderson in 1991, said the 'girls' were happy
'to do something' to help the American soldiers in Afghanistan.
Tastes of home. A gift from America's Ministry for the Promotion of Vice and Prevention of Virtue?
Footnotes
1. "Afghanistan:
IRIN Focus on Locust Infestation in North," IRIN News, June
28, 2001. Pamela Constable, "Worst Locust Plague in 30 Years Whirs Across 8
Afghan Provinces," International Herald Tribune, May 27,
2002
2. Catherine Davies,
"Afghans Battle Locust Plague," BBC News Online, April
4, 2002. http://news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/world/south_asia/newsid_1910000/1910510.stm
3. "Locust Plague
Threatens Afghanistan: UN," Dawn [May 8, 2002].
4. Tarek Atia,
"Bruce Willis Versus Bin Laden," Al-Ahram Weekly no.
402, 5 - 11 November 1998. http://web1.ahram.org.eg/weekly/1998/402/focus.htm
5. "Bruce Willis
Takes the Biscuit," Reuters, May 7, 2002. http://www.vizzavi.co.uk/Archive/2002/May/07-223623.html
6. "The War on
Terror: Pam Tonic for Troops," Nationwide News Pty. Ltd.
Sunday Mail, November 11, 2001.
7. "Playboy Girls Are Happy to Help American Soldiers in Afghanistan," Pravda.RU November 27, 2001, at 20:57. http://english.pravda.ru/fun/2001/11/27/22185.html
Marc
Herold is a professor in the Departments of Economics and Women's
Studies at the Whittemore School of Business & Economics, University of New
Hampshire. Email: mwherold@cisunix.unh.edu
This article first appeared at Cursor.org, an excellent website where Herold’s earlier essays can be found: http://www.cursor.org