perverted, inteligent, young, hip, funny writers
Welcome to the
Burning Angel Writer's Guild
In case you
didn't know, a brand new version of BurningAngel.com coming your way.
In the midst of putting this far superior site together we realized
that we needed an army of irreverent, cynical, informed youth to power
the turbines of indie editorials.
Imagine the news
rooms of Vice magazine, Blender, or The Onion where people with
attitude have a healthy disregard for authority and the main stream
If you're smart,
perverted, witty, and willing we want you. If you're capable of
offensive, inflamatory criticism (opposed to whiny, emo,
bullshit)...we need you.
WE DON'T WANT
YOU if you're overly-serious, jaded, seem over forty, or out of the
loop.Start your own pathetic blog that nobody will read!
Not to put too
fine a point on it consider the following examples:
THINGS WE WANT:
1. An article
about how you find your dogs constant ball-licking to be strangely
2. An album
review claiming that the new Christina Augilera album is a secret
doctrine for Scientologists.
3. A story about
your busted sexual escapades in the changing room of your local Wal
Mart (we don't care if it's true, we care if it's funny).
THINGS WE DON'T
1. An article
railing about your hatred for electroclash, or how the hardcore scene
is not what it used to be.
about being straight-edge, vegan, or why Ralph Nader still rules
3. Any articles
about cheating on your wife with your secretary or having trouble
meeting men at 40.
If you feel like
your up to the challenge then submit your writing samples to Joanna at
asap and we'll carve you out some space and a topic.
assembled a list of available categories below for your to pick from
Please pick a
first, second, and third choice as spots tend to fill up quickly!
A Sex Op/Ed
1. Humorous Anecdotes
2. Obcene Dating Situations
3. Silly Relationship Testimonials
1. Scene Reports (By City)
1. Dos and Dont's
2. Scene Fashion Updates
H. Other Reviews
1. Technology Reviews
3. Video Game Reviews
4. Movie/Film Reviews
NO QUESTIONS, NO
COMMENTS, JUST WRITING!
You are free to
send in material that has been published elsewhere, and I am more than
happy to give credit to whereever it came from.
for this is negotiable. It all depends on how good you really are.