The Declaration of Independence 2.0

In

Unanimous Declaration States,

When human dissolve
political
assume earth God

declare separation

Liberty Pursue Life Happiness

hold all created
governed of
destructive ends

abolish power of
dictate transient
sufferance
to train abuse

self evident Systems
usurp direct object
Tyranny
prove history submitted
unalienable
absolute

He refused

forbidden wholesome

operations obtained

formidable tyrants
together place

fatiguing invasions of Annihilation
exercise convulsion
prevent migration Lands

tenure their offices

hither swarms time
without Consent

render superior
combined with others of
pretended punishment

Trade by insurrection Tax
Sea death ravaged
most barbarous

Savages rule sex conditions

humble free
unwarrantable
us
conjured
rest in Peace

intentions declare Power

established Fortunes levy
sacred signatures

Georgia George
Carolina John
North Hooper
Carolina Rutledge, Jr.
Lynch Massachusetts
Chase Stone
Virginia Woolf
Carroll Carrollton
Henry Lee
George Jefferson
Gordon Lightfoot
Carter Column 4
Pennsylvania Smith
August Ben Caesar
Rush Limbaugh
Lewis Carol
Reece Witherspoon
Philip Morris
Pink Floyd
James Douglas Morrison
Hart Crane
Abraham Lincoln
Mr. Whipple
Samuel Adams
Adolf Coors
Bud Light
Treat Williams
Les Paine
Eldridge Cleaver

Adam Engel lived for your sins -- and he lived well! -- in Fear-and-Trembling, Brooklyn, one of the last gangrenous toes of NYC not yet severed and replaced with a prosthetic gentrification device. Read other articles by Adam, or visit Adam's website.