More from Agents of the 1 %

After divisive bickering over use of the word “Occupy” as the name for the movement to transform the system and not simply work on grievances of a particular group within it, the unofficial agents of the 1% came together and submitted a series of new title words deemed more politically correct.

These came from many different multi-diverse-ethno-racial-sex-lifestyle language specialists. What follows is only a brief list of submissions:

Sodomize Wall Street

Circumcise Wall Street

Make Wall Street Your Bitch

Cut Wall Street’s Balls Off

Beat The Living Shit Out Of Wall Street

Send Wall Street To A Therapist

Run Your Mouth Until Wall Street Gives Up

Colonize, Decolonize or Recolonize Wall Street

Overwhelm Wall Street With Hugs and Love

Curse Out Wall Street in Many Languages But Not English

For the complete list, and the strategy and tactics paper on How To Keep The Movement Divided and Powerless, write to:

Chief Agent of the 1%
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue
Washington D.C.

Frank Scott writes political commentary which appears in print in the Coastal Post and The Independent Monitor and online at the blog Legalienate. Read other articles by Frank.