Dept Of Homeland Xmas Security

Climb out of the Topiary now Mr. Engel. We saw where you fell, we know you’re “in there”–we see the foliage ashiver, (and it better be with FEAR and not stifled “Laughter”) … Please, Let us take you “alive”. Afterall, it IS that season. The takeage of Prisoner$, okay? Your obvious gift with language is of no use on this “occasion”. You have the right to remain silent, we have the means and the duty to insist on said “silence”. The “War” on Christmas is, how2say, “O-vur”. Assume the Position Accompli$hed!

Take this Pill and come back through the Looking Glass, nice-&-easy…

Mr. Engel… Don’t Make Us Come Out There And GET you, GOT it?!