Bush’s land sits on the Guarani Aquifer, the LARGEST on earth. One of his neighbors is Reverend Moon. Facts are indeed weirder than fiction. If a few dozens desperate Americans showed up on Bush’s land, would he let them squat on some inconspicuous patch? Throw them a few cans of SPAM? “But I voted for you, Big Daddy, fought in your wars on terrorism!”

Northern Paraguay, huh?

That’s just a short ride for a cruise missile. Typical Bush planning. Perhaps he bought it for the readily available cocaine.